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Tue, Nov. 16th, 2004, 08:13 pm
Business tips

I was at the airport today to catch a flight. I generally like to make sure that the good old bladder is empty before I get on the plane. I could go into the reasons for this, but it's a rather embarassing story, and anyway, I'm trying to cultivate some new friends here on the Interweb, and telling embarassing stories about myself isn't likely the best way to do that. Anyhow, I went into the airport bathroom, and as I'm conducting my transaction, I noticed a loud voice talking about "IRA rollovers". It seems that there was a guy in one of the stalls attempting to kill two birds with one stone as it were. Now, of course, I'm not a businessman, but I wouldn't think that giving your sales pitch over the sound of flushing urinals is the best way to get people to invest their money.

Why don't they serve cheese on planes? Most people like cheese a lot more than they like dry, nasty pretzels.

*stan*

Tue, Nov. 16th, 2004, 12:11 am
Greetings, Internet friends!

Hello there. Welcome to my journal. I look forward to the sharing of many of my exciting adventures. While I am a relative latecomer to the livejournal community, I intend to jump in headfirst and start making friends. I like cheese. Thank you for reading.

*stan*